Living in the 21st century. Honestly, I think the gutter can be better than all the crap we eat by walking sheep-like on the street. But then, this is nothing but the Rhetorical-antiSocial. It's still just crap, only a different hand on the shovel..... I say the most important thing is a smile .... and thats it. -T

Monday, August 29, 2005

WHAT WE LEARNED FROM THE CON

1. Hotdogs, while the lifeblood of some, when combined with the smoke of cigaretts produce a smell that is nothing short of putrid to some of our visiting celebrities (we still love you, Jhonen!).

2. Don't bye anything until the end, cus' that’s when they drop their prices (seemingly just to piss you right off!)

3. Walking around on concrete all day is hard on an old man's ankles! (sorry Jamie, couldn't resist!)

4. Crispin Glover is a very very boring man. But he does have a vision. So I guess that makes him a Boring Man with Vision (Whatever that may be!)

5. alcohol + R2-D2 = hilarious (submitted by KevCon)

6. B-list actors can be such assholes. Just because you were on a bunch of shows where you played a semi-angsty vampire, and happened to rack up enough idiot fans who are willing to pay $200 dollars to watch you chew potatoes, doesn’t mean you are exempt from time constraints! We missed some good Jhonen time because of you and your sorry-assed fans! And your ass is sorry too! HA!

7. lines are a constant and necisary evil (Matt)

8. Gary Gygax is a lesser star than Elvira in the eyes of most (Matt) (Tris-> Even Here!)

9. Middle-aged fat men in spandex wrestling costumes are generally a bad think (Matt)

For any of you who were also there, if you think of any more "THINGS WE LEARNED AT THE CON", let me know in the journal and I'll edit the original post :)