First Draft

Ok, this is the first draft of the Zombie kit. Keep in mind that the backpack is specially constructed to include slings and pockets for the larger items, and organizers for the smaller items. Let me know if you have any suggestions (or if you think something I've included is stupid - or if the whole thing is stupid, which I probably will disregard):

ZOMBIE KIT

Backpack w Laptop sling and Eliminator 300A Powerbox sling

Larger
1 Hatchet/Hammer
1 Kinetic Flashlight
1 Mini Bolt Cutters
3/8" cordless drill/screwdriver
1 Canister Lighter Fluid (metal)
50' Silk Rope
1 Eliminator 300A Powerbox

Smaller
1 Sweedish Firesteel
1 Leatherman Wave Multi-Tool
1 Flexible Shaft ratcheting Screwdriver
1 Delta Shockproof Lighter
1 Swiss Army Knife
4 Mind Molesters w Batteries
1 Touchless IR Thermometer
1 Wi-Fi Digital Hotspotter
1 Mini Bug Detector
1 World Travel Adapter w USB
1 USB Data Link Cable
1 6' Crossover cable
1 10' Network cable
1 Bio Computer on a Stick
1 Super Ear
1 Portable Radiation Detector

ok, we've had a few extra suggestions that are going in:
Grappling Hook
Repelling Handel (not sure what those are called)
Waterproof Matches
100' Thin Hemp Rope Spindle
Spindle 15 Pound Fishing Wire and Fish Hooks
Small sewing kit

And the final update (in honor of dear departing Lawrence) to the first draft of the zombie kit...
Ducktape, Condoms, and Beer